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Facebook | Sunday Morning Mimosa Anonymous (SMMA) - a page for addicts!!

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:08:40 -0500

Facebook | Sunday Morning Mimosa Anonymous (SMMA) - a page for addicts!!:

Become a FAN! and all you NYC peeps get your tix to this fridays show!!!! There are still a few tix left for this friday as well as the 18th!!!

- You slip m the cash and I’ll slip you wiener. -But I...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:22:14 -0500

- You slip m the cash and I’ll slip you wiener.

-But I don’t have any money!

-THEN I DONT HAVE A WIENER!!!!

Rihanna to Cover the Chrystals, "He Hit Me" -T*Licious

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:07:25 -0500

Rihanna to Cover the Chrystals, "He Hit Me" -T*Licious

adeandabet: honeyniss: krankmills: Pretty sure it’s not an...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:27:39 -0500

adeandabet:

honeyniss:

krankmills:

Pretty sure it’s not an accident that Liza Minnelli and Adam Lambert look alike.

(via Jezebel)

lmao

BWAH! This just made me smile - thanks, I needed that.

is this really a surprise?!

thinnerthoughts: No more talk of dead kittens. You are scaring...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:26:27 -0500

thinnerthoughts:

No more talk of dead kittens. You are scaring Bella.

Rah Rah Roma mah mah, Ga Ga Oh la la!

thinnerthoughts: My boss’s 5 year old just came in and asked me if I knew the story of Christmas....

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:58:19 -0500

thinnerthoughts:

My boss’s 5 year old just came in and asked me if I knew the story of Christmas. lol

Well? Do you?

Re: Holiday Peppermint Crunch Jr. Mints (and everyone KNOWS you...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:40:44 -0500

Re: Holiday Peppermint Crunch Jr. Mints

(and everyone KNOWS you dont suck these off dick…the peppermint crunch wouldn’t feel to nice, stick to regular Jr, Mints.

Why do I feel like I always knew Mer’ was a dyke? Who knew...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:05:52 -0500

Why do I feel like I always knew Mer’ was a dyke? Who knew she was such a HEAUX!?

highlow: Alka-Seltzer. Why would they make it this...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:15:47 -0500

highlow:

Alka-Seltzer. Why would they make it this color?!

HEY! Do you work for Robin Hood?! My office does for you guys….small world.

“But then I thought….the FAME.”

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:48:08 -0500

“But then I thought….the FAME.”

“I was scared at first, i thought….Pop ate my heart...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:47:13 -0500

“I was scared at first, i thought….Pop ate my heart and then he ate my brain.”

“No. I know exactly where it is. In his belly of...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:45:09 -0500

“No. I know exactly where it is. In his belly of couse.”

“I’ve been brushing for hours….just to make...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:44:31 -0500

“I’ve been brushing for hours….just to make sure. its, gone.”

andro321: Fucking love this bitch! Her boobs are amazing! I...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:17:07 -0500

andro321:

Fucking love this bitch! Her boobs are amazing!

I once watched this “bitch” “PERFORM” at a club. Her idea of entertaining everyone was to strip down till she was TOTALLY naked and then pull an ENITRE SPOOL of ribbon slowly from her man made cooter. SRSLY. TRAIN WRECK!

Dear Tumblr, YOUR A SLUT!

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:43:50 -0500

Eatcha Din Din…ya know we got rats in the cellar….

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:37:13 -0500

Eatcha Din Din…ya know we got rats in the cellar….

(via ) I’ve been brushing for hours…just to make...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:20:40 -0500

(via )

I’ve been brushing for hours…just to make sure…it’s all gone. I know exactly where it is…in his belly of course

(via ) Pop Ate My Heart. He ate is all in ONE efficient gulp,...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:18:18 -0500

(via )

Pop Ate My Heart. He ate is all in ONE efficient gulp, like a monster.

Stupid Ass Questions

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:48:01 -0500

Stupid Ass Questions:

OH MOTHER IN LAWS!!!!

The Five Stages of Lady Gaga

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:07:46 -0500

sparkleneelysparkle:

saafz:

Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Gaga Be Great

1. Denial- This isn’t happening. She’s not real. “Just Dance” has to be a forgery. She has to be sampling. Oh, I know, this is a cover. No? It’s all her? She writes her own songs? Plays the piano? Actually sings? I refuse to believe this. Believing this would mean believing some girl in her early twenties isn’t your run-of-the-mill Piano Princess, and understands the dynamics of pop music well enough to compose an iconic first hit. Denial is the only option at this phase.

2. Bargaining - In addition to “Just Dance,” I’m just going to like “Papparazzi,” but that’s it! I refuse to be a predictable consumer of pop music. I refuse to like all of her radio singles. There’s no denying the girl is good, but she’s not that good. Wait. Her part in Wale’s “Chillin” is pretty decent. “Poker Face” is growing on me. Okay, pop music puppeteers, I’ll like “Chillin” in exchange for liking “Poker Face,” but I refuse to submit to the rest of Gaga. Never.

3. Contempt - I’m beginning to think this bitch killed Michael Jackson…and look at her…standing up for civil rights, and stuff, who does she think she is? How uppity. Does she think she’s, like, important? Well, she’s not. She’s still just a Pop Princess. She still makes soulless pop music that will mean nothing in a couple of years. She’s not great.

4. Acceptance - Lady Gaga is alright. Not a fan or a hater, just an observer- an observer that’s very doubtful of whether she’ll ever produce anything better, or as good as her debut.

5. Obsession - FAME MONSTER leaks. Holy shit. I think the Universe’s water just broke. Birth of a motherfucking icon. I love this woman. I want to be this woman. I want to go to war for this woman. I want to buy her merchandise, and wait up at odd hours of the night to see her live. There is nothing holy in this world, or as sacred as Gaga. Oh hey, shrine. So I have a shrine in my closet of Lady Gaga? This woman is amazing. I’m going to liveblog my reactions to everything she ever does. I want to meet her. I wonder if she has a secret tumblr I don’t know about.

gets it.

-iDied!